Kid Twist vs. Fresco

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[Round 1: Kid Twist] I know I made it cool to battle, no matter how much of a corny white kid you are But goddamn it Fresco you took the shit too far You look like the Fall Out Boy singer a lot So quit fronting like a pimp when you're not You're the one guy who thought Ashlee Simpson was hot You'd probably find a shrine to Heath Ledger on his chic dresser Next to the aroma candle that keeps his chi centered At least those late nights jerking off to Twilight helped you read better If you ask him what set he reps he'll tell you, 'Team Edward!" Bitch, you're so emo you probably have a bracelet made of razor blades I think it's dumb as hell you try to cut yourself to take the pain away But I guess your shaving kit is getting some use You're so uptight the only time you cut loose is from a strung noose! And he loves black people, when Obama won he erupted in cheers But he'll start slurring and start slipping the n-word in after a couple of beers You've lived an all-white suburb for years So even if you weren't wearing jeans so tight they're tucked in your rear you wouldn't be comfortable here [Round 1: Fresco] This is how you will turn out if your mom gets in a rape scuffle With your father who's your great uncle She decides not to keep the kid and you're adopted by a gay couple His sister comes to battles she's usually standing next to him People assume it's his girl and he doesn't bother correcting him But I bought that bitch a Pepsi Max and she let me smash Like a Gretzky pass going through the plexiglass So now he's lonely he went on Match.com for a night Created a profile that stated he was "naughty but nice' And met a local priest, jesus that is not even right So now you're banned from church but still have the body of Christ Now that that's out of the way it's time for me to blow your cover You and your homie/lover listen to the Jonas Brothers while you masturbate and choke each other This bony fucker said he wants to be my older brother Invited me home for supper And begged me to play strip poker at the same table he said he's smoke me under But neither one of us likes weed... So what the fuck did this guy mean!? [Round 2: Kid Twist] Here's the truth, even when you spit fresh you're just a midwest funny queer cat Every time buddy here raps, it sets white people a hundred years back For real, black folks keep asking me, "Is that what you call rapping?" Til I put this artsy fag in a body bag like it's the new fall fashion And I can prove it, he's a tourist in this hip hop shit So get your number two pencil out bitch; pop quiz Name three members of Hieroglyphics Whose album titles all include the word "Business"? And which Ice Cube record features the song "Wicked"? Oh I'm sorry, the answers to those questions were Del, Casual, A-Plus, EPMD and The Predator But everyone else here knew that shit so your F is well deserved And I heard that he's from Italy, I'll wipe this dude off of the map Treat him like he was Sicily, break my boot off in his ass And that's not bravado cause this Abercrombie model makes my arms look like Avacados [Round 2: Fresco] This nerd loves words, in fact he thinks they're way exciting Cause true story, Alex majors in Creative Writing So he knows about passive tense and similes Assonance and imagery Uses apostrophes and glossaries, he's lost in his lessons And knows the proper inflection for an interrogative sentence He loves word searches, so he's basically a geek And thinks dyslexia is cool cause it's a way for him to cheat But I gotta give you props man your name is pretty sweat See if you Twist 'Kid' around it's his favorite thing to eat Battling me is like getting soap in your eye, I hope that you die And not slowly cause we know that you're bi It's cause anytime someone is like, "Yo, me and homies 'bout to go for a ride." He corrects 'em like, "Don't you mean the homies and I?" But I ain't come here to discuss grammatical mistakes Or make up testing on animals debate I came to turn The Battle Of The Bay into The Planet Of The Apes And finally call this ShamWow guy a "faggot" to his face [Round 3: Kid Twist] C'mon Fresco the way that you look is a disgrace I am the ShamWow guy I'm about to punch this hooker in the face I'm white an anorexic too but next to you I'm Suge Knight Driving your daddy's Corvette is the only time you have hood stripes [?] clips on Youtube is the only way put up a good fight So the gap between us is you can be judged by what you look like This nerd's so scrawny I could thumb wrestle your whole body You're the type to get murked by a bitch like Arturo Gatti So you can see first hand tonight, the only hermaphrodite Who's guy half's a fag and girl half's a dyke When his hoe's acting up he's like, "Should I smack her up or pull her hair?" You're always talking some shit, trying to get socked in the lips to have a fuller pair Your bitch says I fuck for longer, my lungs are stronger from the colder air So why would I respect the Grizzly I'm a fucking polar bear [Round 3: Fresco] Now, I ain't never been in a scrap in my life But if he asked me to fight I'd just laugh at him, right? Bitch, I hope you die from a fucking disease Cause you dress like a faggot...and that's coming from me See I'm a natural and you can't even fucking compare Now-a-days you're more washed up than either one of our hair But I'll admit, a couple times up in Canada you've been jerked But this is Grind Time Now and in Cali you're getting worked I feel bad for making fun of you, but that's your face at 22? I'd say you're nice but I can't exaggerate as much as you Like, "He's so big he needs a bulldozer to roll over." And, "Whoever brought him clothes is now known as a home owner." Well I can say your nose is huge, it's probably weird to talk It's so big I bet you can smell your novelty wearing off Whoa, you're gonna call me a "New Jack" you better hope it works You were the best in your country before I ever wrote a verse Five loses in a row would suck for any other rapper But you don't make money or music so I guess it doesn't matter {Overtime} [Round 4: Fresco] Aye, people say I'm like him, well I don't believe it a bit Cause in reality, he's more like me with a Twist See I was prom king whether you'd think it or not He had a brief stint as Canada's King Of The Dot I was fucking cheerleaders and practicing cunnilingus a lot You? Were a fucking cheerleader helping bitches swing to the top I was piping lady teachers so they'd give me an A While you were on the football field like, "Give me an A!" I was doing star patterns, licking pussy, working it out While you were trying to unwrap a Starburst in your mouth We both shop at Ambercrombie, but I won't say that he's a copycat He's only there for the half naked dudes that are on the shopping bags Your life's behind the scenes, never really in true danger I'm Tommy with a vest, you're Billy the blue Ranger I spit a lot of dope raps, you kick a lot of joke crap I'm Donnie Darko, he's Jake Gyllenhall in Brokeback Aye hold up y'all, I have advice to share with him He should leave tonight or Madness might embarrass him Cause overall I'm a much better rapper by comparison I have the nicer hair than him and lastly I'm American [Round 4: Kid Twist] Ayo! I'll put the laser beam on your Maybelline, I'm a sniper aimin' When I lift this heavy metal you gon' Kiss the Iron; Maiden Call me Maynard James Keenan when the burner murks you I'll pull the Tool, leave a hole in you, a Perfect Circle And that shit's fake as fuck but the crowd let's it go Cause the fact you even rap makes what I just spit credible You look like a neo-nazi Rico Suave Takin' MySpace pics like this with your emo posse And most gay rappers are in the closet, at least this guy's proud I draw in hype crowds, you draw in your eyebrows He's from the upper class, his parents raised him to be a finer breed Bought a new mansion, passed him the shiny keys and the title deeds And paid your schools private fees Now you think you're hard cause you been in some heated polo rivalries? Nigel please!