Fred, George, and Myrtle

Lyrics

Me and George Needed to find a place To perfect Our portable swamp We stumbled upon An empty girls bathroom In a corridor on the second floor Then we heard someone say Get out of my bathroom You're not welcome here This is my home not yours Don't disturb it Stay out of my bathroom Cause you are not dead or a girl So I don't want you in here Hey Myrtle dear Let us play around in your bathroom We think you're kinda cute Even though you're dead I don't let boys Hang around in my bathroom Maybe we can make a little deal here But if we can't Get out of my bathroom You're not welcome here This is my home not yours Don't disturb it Stay out of my bathroom Cause you are not dead or a girl So I don't want you in here Let's make a deal What do you want I want you to make me your partner Alright Fred I really want to use this bathroom What do you think, what're we gonna do Think about it George Myrtle never leaves this bathroom I think we've got ourselves a deal here Now let's tell her what's up We're staying in your bathroom Cause you are our friend You're now our partner in our wheezes Then you can use my bathroom Whenever you want And I'll visit your toilet in London Now we're all in this bathroom and everyone's happy We're partners it's Fred, George, and Myrtle Now we're all in this bathroom and everyone's happy We're partners it's Fred, George, and Myrtle