The Twelve Days of Wizard Christmas

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(Turn it up, George!) (Whoo! Yeah!) On the first day of Christmas, Percy gave to me: A lecture all about the Ministry On the second day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me: Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the third day of Christmas, Neville gave to me: Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the fourth day of Christmas, Hagrid gave to me: Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the fifth day of Christmas, Harry gave to me: Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the sixth day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me: Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the seventh day of Christmas, Mundungus gave to me: Seven stolen cauldrons Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the eighth day of Christmas, Won-Won gave to me: Eight outdated dress robes Seven stolen cauldrons Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the ninth day of Christmas, Lee Jordan gave to me: Nine Nosebleed Nougats Eight outdated dress robes Seven stolen cauldrons Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the tenth day of Christmas, Ginny gave to me: Ten Bat-Bogey Hexes Nine Nosebleed Nougats Eight outdated dress robes Seven stolen cauldrons Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sirius gave to me: Eleven shrunken elf heads Ten Bat-Bogey Hexes Nine Nosebleed Nougats Eight outdated dress robes Seven stolen cauldrons Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dear mum gave to me: Twelve more ugly sweaters Eleven shrunken elf heads Ten Bat-Bogey Hexes Nine Nosebleed Nougats Eight outdated dress robes Seven stolen cauldrons Six signed portraits Five Golden Snitches Four Flobberworms Three vulture hats Two homework helpers And a lecture all about the Ministry