Brotherly Love

Lyrics

Chilling on the couch with Fred In his lap is where I lay my head Spent our Saturday evening watching Brokeback Mountain again Well, this movie is getting me hot Good thing I like my brother a lot Actually, he's the best-looking guy in the world, just like me Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love's so freaking hot Brotherly love: it's the Weasley way One night I followed Percy and Ron Walking to the attic, arm in arm I just had to see what they were doing I'll admit they was pretty cool They had a threesome — Percy, Ron and the ghoul Who knew that spattergroit could be sexy? Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love's so freaking hot Brotherly love: it's the Weasley way Here's the truth about Charlie and Bill They went to play Quidditch on Stoatshead Hill I grabbed my broom and thought that I would join them I saw them there by the light of the moon Bill was riding something, but it wasn't his broom Now I know that Charlie's not a natural redhead Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love's so freaking hot Brotherly love: it's the Weasley way And now back to me and Fred We moved our party from the couch to the bed I quickly levitated our mirror up to the ceiling Our Sneakoscope was blaring, but we didn't care Fred said 'Accio!' to my underwear We always like to keep it in the family Brotherly love is what we've got Brotherly love's so freaking hot Brotherly love: it's the Weasley way Brotherly love, that's how we rock Brotherly love, Fred's such a fox Brotherly love, we keep it in the family