Mr. Bill

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh no, oh no, oh no Not Mr. Bill Oh no, oh no, oh no Not Mr. Bill Let me tell ya [Verse 1] She don't want Tom, and don't want Dick She's not fazed by Harry, and don't need Rick She doesn't care if you're handsome or dressed to kill The only man that she wants is me, Mr. Bill [Hook] I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no) With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill) With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill) Because for me the women freak and some men kill [Verse 2] I'll buy you what you want, even time and friends And I help you to keep up with the styles and trends I keep a fur on her back, a spoon up your nose If there's some place she wants to be, I make sure that she goes [Hook] I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no) With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill) With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill) Because no one in the world gives her such a thrill [Verse 3] I've got no competition, love is second to me I'm your number one priority I make you rob, cheat, lie, and steal Because nothing in the world can make you feel [Hook] Like Mr. Bill (Oh no) With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill) With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill) Because for me the women freak and some men kill [Verse 4] Now I get women every day, and they're all the same Because they all love me, that's why they run a game Oh the guys might sex 'em, or fake loyalty But they're only using them to what? Get to me [Hook] I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no) With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill) With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill) 'Cause no one in the world gives you such a thrill [Bridge] No clothes (Oh no), no fly No drugs (Oh no), no high No car (Oh no), ooh girl, and no TV No fun, no nothing if you ain't got me I'm Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell? Mr. Bill [Interlude] Oh oh no, oh oh no, oh oh Not Mr. Bill Oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh Not Mr. Bill Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh Not Mr. Bill Oh oh Not Oh oh Not, not, not, not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill [Verse 5] I've wanted you from the first day that I saw you But baby, I'll be damned if I'll pay for you 'Cause if sex is all I wanted, I'd get a pro And your value is much greater than even you know You mustn't think much of yourself if you can be bought 'Cause no amount is enough, you sell yourself too short Plus I've got more to offer than material things Huh, the best is that good feeling that sweet love brings [Interlude] Oh no, oh no, oh no Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill [Verse 6] Now baby, don't you listen to him, he's a joke And only tells you that stuff because he's broke He can't do nothing for you, he's just full of it But baby, being with him just don't benefit you I can support your habits, your wants and needs 'Cause you need someone who writes instead of someone who reads Your girlfriends will be jealous, it's you they'll envy But not because you're with him, but because you're with me [Hook] I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no) With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill) Ooh girl, with me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill) Because for me the women freak and some men kill [Bridge] No fun (Oh no), no party No one (Oh no), no body No time (Oh no), person, place, or thing Can make you feel like me 'cause I'm devastating I'm Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell? Mr. Bill [Interlude] Oh no, oh oh, oh no Oh oh, oh no, oh no Not Mr. Bill Oh oh, oh no Not Oh oh, oh no Not Oh oh, oh no Not, not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill [Verse 7] You want me by the month, week, day and hour Forget the eight hundred, baby, I got the power I'm the heat when you're cold, the ice when you're hot Always around when you're happy, cheer you up when you're not I keep you up, and not down I make you smile, and not frown I make sure you have constant company There ain't nothing you can't have, baby, when you're with me Nothing that we can't do, no one we can't control I'll buy you anything, including a soul You don't need love, friends, or family I'll buy you all new ones, so baby just come with me [Bridge] I'm Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell? Mr. Bill, uh give it to me Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell? Mr. Bill, now all the ladies Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell? Mr. Bill, now everybody Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell? Mr. Bill [Outro] Oh oh, oh no Not Mr. Bill Oh oh, oh no Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill Oh oh, oh no Not Mr. Bill Oh oh, oh no Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill Not Mr. Bill