Return To El Paso

Lyrics

[Martin Moreno] El Paso, Texas, give it up for Gabriel Iglesias! [Gabriel Iglesias] What's up, El Paso? Thank you guys, very very much. Oh, my God. Ah, I got chills. Look it. Look it. Look it. Look it. Thank you very much. Thank you. Whoo. I missed you too. ("Sit down, Man; Sit down.") Oh, my God. Somebody saw me running. ("Run it, Fat Man.") ("Run it, run it.") Yeah, I know, friggin'... Oh, my God, you guys. I know a lot of you are like, "What took you so long to come back to El Paso?" I don't have a good excuse, but I hope this makes up for it. Man, I have some history in this town. Been coming here since July of 1997. Yeah. Used to perform on the west side of town over at Bart Reed's Comic Strip. I was here on my 21st birthday. I'll never forget. Never forget it. And that's the last time I drank in El Paso. Uh-huh. You guys don't mess around. It was my birthday. I'm hanging out at thе club, and they're like, "It's your birthday." I'm likе, "It's my birthday." "You want a drink?" "Sure." So I started drinking and drinking and drinking. And then the staff was like, "Do you want to party?" I was like... "I wanna party." "You want to dance?" "I wanna dance." I passed out, and I woke up at someplace called the O.P. Now, see, you guys are clapping and you're laughing because you know. I didn't know it was an "Alternative" night club. I'm from L.A. I thought O.P. stood for ("Pray then"). And that is a messed up way to sober up, you know. I'm at the club. I'm dancing, you know. Hey. Hey! There was a little guy behind me going, "Pikachu." He was like, ("I am also Pokemon.") No. Uh-uh. But it was kind of crazy. I was getting checked out by guys. I was like, "Oh, my God." And I know they were checking me out, 'cause they were looking at me like I look at tacos. But then I thought about it. "Oh, my God, I just turned on a man. Shoot." Man, I called my girlfriend. I said, "You better not mess up. I have options." Uh-huh. I have memory.