Hot Frogs on the Loose

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[Spoken] In other news today, officials at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee have issued a warning that tiny radioactive frogs are on the loose.  The fugitive amphibians are brownish-green, one-and-a-half to two inches long with skinny legs and apparently healthy, except that they can set off a Geiger counter with radiation levels well above normal. Officials say the leopard frogs are safe unless eaten.  Workers at the Department of Energy installation west of Knoxville reported radioactive tires on their cars and trucks, apparently from running over the creatures.  The frogs grew up in mud contaminated by waste water from the lab's nuclear research of the 1950s.  Glub, glub Glub, glub Glub, glub Glub, glub Glub, glub - aah! [Verse 1] By the light of the Tennessee moon From the bilious bubbles of a black lagoon They make a hound dog howl, a SWAT team swoon Hot frogs on the loose They've multiplied since '53 Slurping nuclear debris Amphibious fabulous fancy free Hot frogs on the loose [Chorus] Hippity hoppity here they come Radioactive lookin' for fun If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue Hot frogs on the loose Glub, glub - aah! Glub, glub - aah! Glub, glub - Oh my God! Hot frogs on the loose [Verse 2] They got little skinny legs and big bug eyes Fraternizing's not advised They like you like they like flies Hot frogs on the loose They got a chicken nugget body and a whopper leap In your bedroom while you sleep They'll make your Geiger counter beep Hot frogs on the loose [Chorus] Hippity hoppity here they come Radioactive lookin' for fun If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue Hot frogs on the loose Glub, glub - What's that? Glub, glub - aah! Glub, glub - aah! Hot frogs on the loose [Bridge] You can put the pedal to the metal till the rubber squeals Squish 'em with your tires you got hot wheels How you know how it feels to be a Hot frog on the loose [Verse 3] Please do not keep them as pets Sautéing them may bring regrets Make a citizen's arrest of a Hot frog on the loose Frogs for peace frogs for defense Don't be nervous don't be tense We've got a sure-fire three-foot fence To keep the hot frogs from gettin' loose [Chorus] Hippity hoppity here they come Radioactive lookin' for fun If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue Hot frogs on the loose Glub, glub - disgusting! Glub, glub - aah! Glub, glub - aah! Hot frogs on the loose [Outro] Hot frogs on the loose Hot frogs on the loose Hot frogs on the loose Hot frogs on the loose