Gonna Get a Grant

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ooh I can't get out of bed Let's stay at home instead I just want to play with you all day Good loving gives me a thrill But it don't pay the bills Somehow true love will find a way [Chorus] Gonna get a grant Gonna get a grant Gonna get a grant to be in love We'll philander for philanthropy Doing what comes naturally Let's get a grant for love [Verse 2] Yum yum, we sure can cook It's time we wrote the book The whole world needs our recipe We'll cuddle without a care In our own endowed chair In applied anthropology [Bridge] Won't need no advanced degrees We'll show 'em how we hug and squeeze Kisses so delectable They've gotta be tax-deductible [Chorus] Gonna get a grant Gonna get a grant Gonna get a grant to be in love We'll philander for philanthropy Doing what comes naturally Let's get a grant for love [Verse 3] From Berkeley to M.I.T.  We'll be our favorite charity Donating our bodies to research We'll hit the best resorts Sending quarterly reports Graphing every lesson we have learned [Bridge] Your methods drive me mad I want to fund you so bad And when our passion's sated We can be evaluated [Chorus] Gonna get a grant Gonna get a grant Gonna get a grant to be in love We'll philander for philanthropy Doing what comes naturally Let's get a grant for love [Outro] Gonna make you a proposal Let's get a grant for love Don't tell David Stockman Gonna get a grant for love