Amora Adores Thor

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According to the OHOTMU There's a mystic Norse dimension Where by the World Tree dwell the Warriors Three And other things too Uru to mention And the prettiest girl in that whole world Is an Enchantress named Amora And though she's quite polite her carnal appetite Would rival Sodom and Gomorrah Heimdall, Fandral She's known them all, she's done them all Under Yggdrasil she's had her fill But she gets no thrill from Beta Ray Bill Becaise there's only one man in all the land Amora can adore She'll sleep with Hercules Or any jerk you please But she loves the Mighty Thor Amora adores ya Thor Those guys before ya All left Amora bored A Scandanavian babe in scant dress The bodiced goddess named The Enchantress Amora adores ya Thor Amora's schemes and fiendish dreams All her armies and her henchmen All her evil plans to rule the world of man Are just attempts for Thor's attention But if she can't have Thor then she'll be Asgard's whore She'll throw her virtue on the pyre Maybe five or ten random other men Will help extinguish her desire Balder balled her With inspired desire she gave Tyr a try Seems as if Thor gets stiff only for Lady Sif Jane Foster, Brunhilde, and Lorelei But maybe someday he'll see they were meant to be A love that no one can ignore She'll finally be his girl He'll Ragnarok her world Then she'll be feeling mighty Thor Amora can't ignore ya anymore She's gonna floor ya She'll never bore ya Thor You know Thor and The Enchantress Are gonna wind up sore and pantsless Amora adores ya Thor But until her dream man tightly holds her (til Thor holds her tight in his arms) She'll settle for any old schlup (even Northstar or Sasquatch or Puck) For Amora's the anti-Mjolnir Everyone but Thor has picked her up Amora adores ya Thor Amora showed guys before ya the door Because Amora adores ya more And in the end I bet you can't guess No one's as sad as The Enchantress Because Amora adores ya Thor Poor Amora