Yet Another Plumber

Lyrics

[Intro: Fil Bucchino] It's about five in the morning And the plumber's coming at eight Don't know if I should go to bed Or if I should [Repeat Intro: Fil Bucchino] It's about five in the morning And the plumber's coming at eight Don't know if I should go to bed Or if I should [Chorus: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino] Oh (Just wait) Oh (Just wait) Oh (Just wait) Oh (pick it up, pick it up) [Verse 1: Fil Bucchino] Sitting around the kitchen table Talking about what we ate Stressing, stressing, stressing About the plumber coming at eight We don't want a thing to do with that plumber Cause every time he comes around, it's such a bummer Give me no notice (No!) Give me no warning (No!) Yet you expect me to answer up in the morning Get the fuck out, we don't like you anyway Come in for five minutes and expect a pay [Bridge: Fil Bucchino and Matt Hughes] Stay home Stay home for your best [Verse 2: Fil Bucchino] Well, the foolish foolish plumber Doesn't listen to our warning He still shows up here Unaware of what is coming Comes up the stairs and he knocks at my door They hit him on the head and he falls unto the floor I tried to warn him, I tried to tell him But as his limbs fall down, his face kinda frowns And that's the end of another plumber And as it turned out for us, it wasn't such a bummer [Chorus: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino] Oh (Oh) Oh (Oh, plumber) Oh (The end) Oh