The Tank

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Matt Hughes] They kicked me out of the marines I want to buy a truck that's green It's six o'clock, they closed the bank I guess I'll go and steal a tank [Chorus: Matt Hughes] I'll drive my tank up on your lawn I'll trash your Winnebago! [Verse 2: Matt Hughes] I drove my truck out through the gate In an insane psychotic state I crushed a Cadillac that's pink And I've had way too much to drink [Chorus: Matt Hughes] I'll drive my tank up on your lawn I'll trash your Winnebago! [Verse 3: Matt Hughes] I am fat and rich and I am proud In my castle in the suburbs I like to boss subordinates around Then fire them at Christmas Coming home from work the other day I noticed nothing was the same My neighborhood was rearranged And then I saw it [Bridge: Matt Hughes] Oh no, not my Winnebago It's flat and trashed, I got no cash I never got the thing insured Oh no, not my Winnebago My pride and joy, my baby boy He crushed it, now it is no more [Verse 4: Matt Hughes] Breaker, breaker 949 I've got a tank on my behind I'll brake real fast, he'll hit my load Ten tons of dynamite, explode [Chorus: Matt Hughes] I'll drive my tank up on your lawn I'll trash your Winnebago!