Holy Water (diss to the rap demon)

Lyrics

Hiya rap demon! Ready for me to spit my venom? I'll do this quick and then I'm done Rap demon? Makes you sound like you second to Rap Devil Rap Demon? You second to all I'm second to none I'm doing this for fun So maybe I'll have a little boast Here I'll give you a toast... Oh, crap, I didn't realize it was holy water Sorry about water making you roast You won't find this beat alive 'Cause guess what? I killed it, now it's a ghost But it found a host Me Oh, shoot I gotta pee Might as well do it on you My rap is holy water It touches you and then you're through You try to spill some rap water on me? It'll just turn me into a rap gremlin That won't be very fun "Little hellions, always rebellious" That's Eminem, talking about my authority Your views, you got millions? At least I get my views by real people, not reloading my page a few times — maybe trillions It's hilarious To think you can stand up to the RoyalM.E.S.S Little shoulder demon, no more than an insignificant pest You can do your best Put me to the test You remind me of C3PO, garbling out so many words I could make a nest I got an actual mind of my own And I'll use it on you C3PO, you get the gist? Here, let me take an Eminem approach Shush, stop moving little roach What you gonna say about me? Insult my mother probably Say you were with her last night Say you'll smash me in a fight The petty insults I used up there back at me, then you'll drop the mic Gee How creative Remind me, how did you even become a rapper in the first place? Maybe you were misplaced Should've been put with the other cussing talking Elmos on the shelf If you will Let's delve A little deeper What you doing this rap for? Fame? Recognition? Money? Funny I just do this to get rid of the demons in my sleep Talk about the crap I've seen, the list is pretty deep Shallow kiddy Stop hissing kitty I have better things to do than deal with a kid with a severe case of the Walter Mitties... All that cursing... Pity If you have any real skill we can't see it under the thick cussing you make into putty I'll give it to you It's gutsy Standing up to me My range of ability goes much farther than you can see Hi baby Would you maybe Just go slurp up your milk? I am greatly Depressed by the Fact that I have to do this to you to make you wilt This was fun, answer back brother We'll make a dissing rapping quilt! (Stops at minute 1:56)