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Let me tell ya 'bout a friend of mine A big bad brotha named Frankenstein In a torn up ole' Monte lookin' mighty fine I mean the brotha' was smokin' literally Sewn up with a needle and thread Put together with parts from the dead Somethin' put his nuts on the side of his head What in the world were they thinkin'? Drackula is afraid of the light He only comes outta his coffin at night Slips out to have him a bite... outta sombody's neck that is He's a vampire, vampire bat Suckin' on blood... it's low in fat Except I don't know if he should really doin' that I mean I hope he practices safe sucks Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody groove, everybody clap Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody move, everybody clap Wolfman howlin' at the moon Hairy guys just make me swoon Sprays his hair with Vidal Sassoon... what? You mean that's a weave? Can't see the Invisible Man Can't see his invisible tan Can't see his invisible hand OW! Who goosed me? Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody groove, everybody clap Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody move, everybody clap Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you and me Baby there's a monster livin' inside, just dying to be free OW! Boris Karloff Vincent Price Bela Lugosi and The Poltergeist Peter Cushing Christopher Lee And the Addams Family Pyramid power of the mummy Aliens bursting from your tummy They're all monsters that I love Freddy Kruger gives good glove Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Christine is the baddest ride Roger Corman Barbara Steele Killer Tomatoes have appeal Hannibal Lector's sick and mean Eat your heart with fava beans Chuckie's just a living doll The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall So's the Amazing Collossal Man Gamera, Mothra And Rodan Godzilla tears up Tokyo While the Phantom of the Opera steals the show The Blob The Fly and The Thing Edgar Allen Poe And Steven King Jason in a hockey mask Zombies, freaks and maniacs They're the monsters I adore Full of blood and guts and gore They make me wanna scream and holler More and more and more and MORE! Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody groove, everybody clap Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody move, everybody clap (everybody clap) Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody groove, everybody clap Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody move, everybody clap Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody groove, everybody clap (Everybody groove, everybody clap!) Monsta rap, everybody snap Everybody move, everybody clap [Fade]