2 Big Pumpkins

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey come on fellas, and you gals too 'Cause ive got someting to show you I'm proud to show 'em They're right up front Something big I'm proud to flaunt... [Chorus] My two big pumpkins (Two big pumpkins) Nice big pumpkins (Nice big pumpkins) They're right up front You just can't miss 'em All my friends just love to kiss 'em [Verse 2] Well my friend Sally, she's really pooped She works so hard, but her pumpkins droop But my oh mine, they're round and firm Well it takes good soil and lots of worms... [Chorus] For two big pumpkins (Two big pumpkins) Nice big pumpkins (Nice big pumpkins) They're right up front You just can't miss 'em All my friends just love to kiss 'em [Bridge[ Check 'em out Give 'em a feel Nothing fake, they're totally real Yup, no pesticides (Totally real) [Verse 3] I work real hard to get 'em this size Everyone says I should win a prize You can say all you want They're right up front So nice and big I'm proud to flaunt... [Chorus] My two big pumpkins (Two big pumpkins) Nice big pumpkins (Nice big pumpkins) They're right up front You just can't miss 'em All my friends just love to kiss 'em Two big pumpkins (So big) Nice big pumpkins (So big) They're right up front You just can't miss 'em All my friends just love to kiss 'em [Outro] Yup, I got two big pumpkins just growin' out there in my pumpkin patch (Two big pumpkins) They're just gigantic, my god Man, I would hate to haul these babies around, they are heavy... (Too big) Can you imagine my back after carrying that around all day? Oh lordy