One Thing (Big Band Version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] One thing I came out here for one thing And that little bitty one thing Was to forget about you But I guess I learned something There's never really one thing 'Cause pretty quickly one thing Evolves into two, or three, or more For example See the light in the hallway? It was always flickering Ever since I was little It was always flickering After three days here, it was unbearable [Chorus 1] My list grew Two, I fix the light bulb And one, forget about you (forget about it) You (forget about it) You (forget about it) You (forget about it) [Verse 2] Drove to town, I bought a bulb One of those new LEDs Brought it home, I put it in But the wires weren't connecting Suddenly, they went on the fritz [Chorus 2] My list grew Three, rewire the ceiling Two, I fix the lightbulb And one, forget about you (forget about it) You (forget about it) You (forget about it) You (forget about it) [Verse 3] So I went to the attic And to my utmost delight There it is, black mold Killing us slowly each night And I feel it's my duty to remove it [Chorus 3] My list grew Four, I kill the black mold Three, rewire the ceiling Two, I fix the lightbulb And one, forget about you (forget about it) You (forget about it) You (forget about it) Forget about you (spoken) Take it away, Henry (sung) (Forget about it) (spoken) Look at that duck go (sung) (Forget about it) (Forget about it) (Forget about it) [Verse 4] See the tarp in the hallway? That used to be a gallery wall Lots of pictures, super classy Sad I had to make the call, but In trying to fix one thing, I made everything worse [Chorus 4] My list grew Nine, buy new cement Eight, take care of this duck I found Seven, clean out the pipes for the bathroom and the kitchen Six, rebuild the wall Five, keep out the pests Four, I kill the black mold Three, rewire the ceiling Two, fix the lightbulb And one, forget about you (forget about it) You, you, you, you (forget about it) You, you, you, you (forget about it) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, forget about (forget about it) You (forget about it) You, you, you, you, you (forget about it) Oh yeah (forget about it) Oh yeah, I know I can't (forget about it) I know I can't forget about you I can't forget about you Forget about you