Lyrics

[Verse 1] Is she ready? A variation of Elaine The waiting's driving me insane I like her skin but not her brain That's how I like Elaine [Verse 2] Is it happy? The variation of Charisse She has a nephew and a niece I'll sign the lease but not Charisse She's a fucking beast [Chorus 1] I can't get my head around modern girls What happened to the dresses and the pearls? And I don't mind getting a little dirty But you gotta be kidding me [Verse 3] Is it ready? The bigger version of Marie I'd like to have some more for free You're watching me insert my key Inside Marie [Chorus 2] Now who am I gonna put my coins into? I haven't hit tonight and baby, I must be due And I don't mind playing a little dirty Maybe I'll get lucky [Bridge] Once in a while They come with flaws And so I brush up on [?] My satisfaction should be guaranteed I got a warranty, I sent her back to the factory She'll come back to me in a couple weeks With a couple of tweaks [Outro] Is she ready? Is she loose? Is she a duck? Is she a goose? Is she ready? Is she loose? Is she a duck? Is she a goose?