Say My Name (2015 Original Demo)

Lyrics

[BETELGEUSE] You could use a buddy Don'tcha want a pal Yes I do! Yes I do! Girl the way I see it Your daddy should be leaving And you should stick around And kill him [LYDIA SPOKEN] What [BETELGEUSE] Nothin' Revenge is not as fun And believe me it is fun If you're not there to take the scalp And I could help you kill [LYDIA SPOKEN] What [BETELGEUSE] Murder [LYDIA SPOKEN] No [BETELGEUSE] Stab [LYDIA SPOKEN] Oh my god [BETELGEUSE] Look! The details aren't important now, the point is I can help I'm in your corner [LYDIA] I don't want you in my corner [BETELGEUSE] And I could be the worst, or the best, but the worst We could be a team like the world has never seen But you gotta free me first! [LYDIA SPOKEN] Yeah I don't know [BETELGEUSE] So Lydia don't top yourself Just stop yourself I can help you stay in the game Together we'll assassinate, exterminate [LYDIA SPOKEN] No! [BETELGEUSE] The finer points can wait but first you gotta say my name Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench but coach just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name [LYDIA SPOKEN] But I don't know your name [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Well I can't say it [LYDIA SPOKEN] Well how about a game of charades [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] OK lets play it [LYDIA SPOKEN] Two words [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Right [LYDIA SPOKEN] Second Word [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Uh-huh [LYDIA SPOKEN] Drink? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] No [LYDIA SPOKEN] Beverage? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] No [LYDIA SPOKEN] Wine? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] No [LYDIA SPOKEN] Juice? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Yes! [LYDIA SPOKEN] OK first word [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] OK [LYDIA SPOKEN] Ant? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] No [LYDIA SPOKEN] Bug? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Close but no [LYDIA SPOKEN] Beetle? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Yes [LYDIA SPOKEN] Beetle Juice [BETELGEUSE] Wow I'm impressed! And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken Ready? OK go [LYDIA SPOKEN] Betelgeuse [BETELGEUSE] Yes! [LYDIA SPOKEN] Betelgeuse [BETELGEUSE] Yes! [LYDIA] Beee... [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Oh! Oh my god! Oh my gosh it's gonna be so good! Yes! Yes! Say it! Say it! [LYDIA] ...cause you're so smart, a standup bro [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] What? [LYDIA] I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below OK Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimmin' with piranhas I don't need a shark Yeah life sucks but not that much OK what's your name? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] What's my name? [SUNG] I'm the best you'll ever get girl! [LYDIA] Be a doll and spare the lecture [BETELGEUSE] I'm offering you a full time specter [SPOKEN] Trust me baby [LYDIA] I just met ya Really it's a flat'tring offer Damn to see my daddy suffer I'd think I'd rather just jump off I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse it's not as if I've lost my mind oh [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] So playin' hardball huh? [LYDIA SPOKEN] Me? I just want to make sure I know who I'm working with. Is there anyone there I could talk to, maybe a former client who can vouch for you? [BARBARA SPOKEN] Lydia! There you are, are you alright? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] A-dawg, B-town, my old pals! [ADAM SPOKEN] You get away from her! Lydia, this is a disgusting, despicable dirtbag who a- [ADAM AND BARBARA] Hey girl, how are ya [ADAM] I'm Adam [BARBARA] And I'm Barbara [ADAM AND BARBARA] We had lots of problems with this guy Charles Deetz He was in our house but we couldn't get him out [BARBARA] Oh I felt like such a failure Thought of moving to Australia or Greece [ADAM AND BARBARA] At least But instead we called on Betelgeuse On Betelgeuse On Betelgeuse He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Oh Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse. Oh! [BARBARA SPOKEN] What the hell was that? [ADAM SPOKEN] So violating [BARBARA SPOKEN] We didn't mean any of that [LYDIA SPOKEN] Neat trick [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Possession? Yeah I thought you'd see through that [LYDIA SPOKEN] Well how did you do that? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Even these lame-os can do that [LYDIA SPOKEN] Any ghost? [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Pretty much any ghost will do sure [LYDIA SPOKEN] Then Betelgeuse What do I need you for? [BETELGEUSE] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up girl I'm your pal They're sweet but I'm a demon straight from hell I know I went a little hard on the sell But we're B-F-F-F-F's forever Ahhhhhh [ADAM SPOKEN] Lydia? [LYDIA SPOKEN] What? He was already dead And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff [SUNG] Forget that guy, who needs him The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys I got a dinner date to keep [ADAM AND BARBARA] But nobody can see us [LYDIA] Weren't you listening? I've got a plan that's more interesting So he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that man to slaughter Yeah I got game I'm gonna make him say my name [ADAM AND BARBARA] Make him say your name [LYDIA] I'll make him say my name [ADAM AND BARBARA] Make him say your name [LYDIA] I'll make him say my name [ADAM AND BARBARA] Make him say your name [LYDIA, ADAM, AND BARBARA] I'm not running away [LYDIA] I'll make him say my name [ADAM AND BARBARA] Make him say your name [LYDIA] I'll make him say my name [ADAM AND BARBARA] Make him say your name [LYDIA] I'll make him say my name [ADAM AND BARBARA] Make him say your name [LYDIA, ADAM, AND BARBARA] I'm not running away [LYDIA SPOKEN] My dad wants a dinner party? I'm gonna bring the bananas [SUNG] I'll make him say my name