Beach Party

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Deep, deep, deep in the red hot heat of Jackson County, Missouri At the preconceived site of the second coming of Jesus Christ You can bet it'll all get blown the fuck up in the sunlight I- I- I- I- [Chorus] And I will change my name To something evil and terrible That will blind them all To my true four armed identity and [Post-Chorus] Teenage college girl with her hands in her pockets Cool haircut and 'fuck you' in tow She'll drown with the rest of the nerds and the goth kids At least that's always how it seems to go [Bridge] Close your eyes And cling to the receipt Put it in a damp plastic bag if you can because it [Verse 2] Will be like fire From here to L.A You can bet that the oceans Will evaporate, and if you [Outro] Pray for Gore's Global Warming dream Or a nuclear conflict over the U.S. National Debt with China You might not burn as fast as you think But I'll see you at the beach, when we're all in the Son's terrible reach