Fell in Love With Crazy

Lyrics

I had a dream that women were a cinch But then I pinched myself and woke up A damsel, or a succubus, at this point, which is which? I say one thing, and she blows up But who am I to just bow down and take her shit? Well this is it I've had enough I'll grab my stuff and I'll go I know who I am Dammit, I'm a man So I'll just let her go, because it's way past bragging She can torture someone else With her na-na-na-na-nagging I could be a free man, and live the life of lazy She could have a thousand kids And still be just as crazy This is moving too fast And I don't even know what it is She's framing the photos, I'm still browsing through the negatives She calls mе childish and says that I'm a slob Because of the onе time she found my undies Hanging on the doorknob But after all, this is my castle I'm the king, so there's no hassle If I choose to leave my underpants Hanging all around She'll just leave me out to dry with my Playstation Why have women anyway I'll just stick with mastering the art of singlehood Where I'm stuck inside this maze She can have it all and more And still be just as crazy And I don't need this pressure And I don't need her pretty hair Since the day I met her It's been leading to the scare I don't need to change I don't need to change I just need to...change I just need her heart And I just need her smile What a schmuck It's just my luck That I fell in love with crazy