Shaving Cream

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Dr. Demento - Pop, Comedy

Shaving Cream

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One, two, three; one, two... A demented song I will song you A classic of poetry and wit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Last Monday we went to the playground To try out my new catcher's mitt I asked you to throw me a fastball But you threw me a big lump of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was all full of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen I once sang this song in Seattle I thought that my act was a hit But when I got through with my number Well, down came a shower of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Last Saturday I went out jogging (huff, puff) I like to keep physically fit But when I took off my Adidas The soles were all covered with Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Our baby fell out of the window (waaah!) You'd think that her head would be split (ouch!) But good luck was with her that morning 'Cause she landed in six feet of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Here we are in this fancy, French restaurant I hate to be picking a nit But waiter, I ordered creme vichyssoise And you brought me a bowl full of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen When broadcasting over the radio There are certain words we must omit Like *beep*, and *buzz*, and *gobble gobble* By gosh, we can't even say Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen And now folks, my song, it is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a bucket of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Don't forget to STAY DEMENTED!

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Credits

Writers
  • Benny Bell