Shaving Cream

Lyrics

I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night I went into my bathroom And I stepped in a big pile of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen Here we are in this fine, yuppie coffee joint I hate to be picking a nit But hey dude, I ordered cafe latte supreme And you brought me a cup full of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen The runningback takes a hand-off from the quarterback He gets a block-OOH! What a hit! He's out in the clear, he's going all the way Oh! He trips on a big pile of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen I went swimming in the Atlantic Ocean I thought that I'd cool off a bit But, accidentally, I swallowed some water Let me tell you, it tasted like Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen Our cars make a lot of pollution Makes the air hard to breathe, I'll admit But just think if we all still rode horses All our streets would be knee-deep in Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen And now folks, my song, it is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a bucket of Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen