Funk You

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I don't know much about art but I can tell you this Duchamp's urinal is a piece of piss Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face (So what?) Me, I've got a message for the whole human race I want to be a phallic symbol like the Tower of Pisa And wipe the smile off the face of that bitch, the Mona Lisa I'll date Botticelli's Venus, just to tease her But unless you're hung like a Jackson Pollock You couldn't please her Funk you and funk your mother Funk your sister, funk your aunty And funk your little brother When you've learnt how to funk one another Don't need that groovy thing on the shelf Go home to the one you love and Funk yourself As Galileo said, hey! "And yet it moves" While Oppenheimer splits the atom And Newton finds the groove But me, I agree with Einstein Who put it so much simpler I want it to end as it began With one big bang, not a whimper Funk you, funk quantum physics When you've proved that theory's wrong You can go and funk the cynics Take a proton pill as you butt-funk their gimmicks You're E equals M C square (That's your life) Well funk your buddy and Funk your wife Sexual psychology fascinates me more than art or science I've attempted intercourse with every household appliance (Not the Breville mixmaster!) A girl came to my clinic, I guess you'd call her a client She wouldn't touch my pinkies which I found so defiant I said, "My psychoanalyst is gonna love you 'Cause you look just like my sister" She said "But I've got no arms And armless girls cannot play Twister" She tried to take my pants off with her teeth But her stiff upper lip got caught in the metal zip Funk you and funk your mother Funk your sister, funk your aunty And funk your little brother When you've learned how to funk one another Don't need that groovy thing on the shelf Go home to the one you love and Home to the one you love and Home to the one you love and Funk yourself [TIM Spoken: And now, in this historic Sweetness and Light show the very first joke the Doug Anthony Allstars ever did...] [PAUL Spoken: Classic material] [TIM Spoken: ...On the streets of Belfast, 1942. Do you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy? You must be Snow White. Out now on video]
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