Don’t Get Married

Lyrics

[Chorus: Rich Hill] Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married (why?) I'm too young to die [Verse 1: Rich Hill] Baby, I love you, but I ain't gotta wife you I'm broke, a wedding ring, why I gotta ice you? I like you, on second thought, I don't even like you Get away from me, bitch you seem to despiteful Tryna get me, tryna get a life full What the fuck, a whole entire life full? I'm 19, and I'm barely out of high school You're getting on my nerves, I don't wanna [?] you I'll Chris Brown you, what do we amount to? They say they found you but I don't give a fuck 'Cause, I'll be smoking my spliff like "shit" Okay now No wedding gown, no best man I could give an eff, man, who needs a wedding, man? Yeah, and it's too much stress, man (let her go now, yeah) [Chorus: Rich Hill] Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married I'm too young to die Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married I'm too young to die [Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] Rick was only seventeen (so sad) When he pulled out the wedding ring (shit) That was all she wrote (yup) He disappeared, God bless his soul (bye bye) I ain't never seen him again (uh-uh) He was my best wing man (hell yeah) I ain't goin' out like that (nope) I'll chop ya head off if you want half (ayy-yah!) Girls, I don't trust ya (uh-uh) Girls, I wanna butt fuck ya (uh!) That's all it's about (yeah) You a hoe, dick insert your mouth What's a wedding ring for? (I don't know) You wanna have babies galore? (wah!) You wanna throw in the towel? (shit) I'm flabbergasted, wow (dumb motherfucker) [Chorus: Rich Hill] Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married I'm too young to die Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married I'm too young to die [Verse 3: Andy Milonakis] Hey pig, I'll see you on Divorce Court Ain't getting shit, not even child support And our kids, they're ugly 'cause of you I can't believe you fucked that Jew (that's me) You broke my heart, my heart, in two Why the fuck did I marry you? I probably should've fucked your bridesmaids 'Cause you've been sucking dick by the mile on MySpace Get your stupid shit out of my place And I double-dog dare you to slap me in my face I'll kill you and get off like OJ See you on the morning news, sipping on OJ Peace, have fun in slut heaven Tell Anna Nicole she owes me some Ritalin I'll bury you in your white wedding dress What's your name again? I keep on forgetting it (fuck you, whore) [Chorus: Rich Hill] Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married I'm too young to die Don't get married Don't get married Don't get married I'm too young to die