Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, Dirt Nasty motherfuckers Check this shit out, it's like this Yo [Verse 1] First of all, my dick is small Three inches hard, two little balls When the lights are out, I stick it in her mouth She said "I don't smoke Virginia Slims" I wear a rubber if it fits (shit) But they don't make condoms for baby dicks Maybe it's time to buy the pump But every time I stick my dick in I cum (Uhh) And my last girlfriend was a stripper Bitch had beef curtains Like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway If you want it all day, don't call me (nope) But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little dick Please Lord, tell me if you're listenin' I'm tired of havin' stage fright in the men's urinal, uh [Hook] Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick Baby dick, baby baby baby dick Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick He got a baby dick Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick Baby dick, baby baby baby dick Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick He got a baby dick [Verse 2] What's worse? My pops gotta purse He a fat tranny, works at Circus Circus And my mom is bonin Tom That dude from MySpace dot com (shit) And my little sis gotta bigger dick Than me, dad and uncle rick (what) Fuckin' bitch, I wanna beat her down But she 6 foot 3, 200 pounds Damn grannie lost it (coo-coo) When grandpa came outta the closet My balls itch from the crabs I got I was sleepin' with a crackhead hooker in Watts My aunt's doin 20 to life For raping a nerd who work at Good Guys So I think I'll fuck my cousin in the mouth Even though it smell like orange roughy (mm) [Hook] Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick Baby dick, baby baby baby dick Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick He got a baby dick Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick Baby dick, baby baby baby dick Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick He got a baby dick