Crispy Baby

Lyrics

My goal in life Is to have no wife But to have some kids With a fat-ass bitch In the middle of Texas With a fake gold necklace It's swinging and dangling You'd think I was Arabian Wait a minute man, who is this? Is you an actor or a rapper I'm a ractor I'm Ludacris In a Uber with a stupid bitch Her name is Fuck I can't remember shit or anything Look down and seen a wedding a ring Her husband's on amphetamines Running looking hella mean I'm grabbed my dick and grabbed the clip And pop pop pop shot his ass in the ribs It was a limited time shooting The sushi is bluefin I'm bad bitch recruiting Lately I've been a crispy baby All the ladies wanna date me From L.A. to Haiti Ima need eight days a week To heal my dick Cock stick on fleek I'm the nicest I got beef with ISIS I got a white bitch The ass is priceless I been rappin since you was swimmin in your dad's nut sack Fuck that You kids gotta learn Hipsters will burn It's Dirt Nasty's turn on the mic Sike Your dad's a dyke I stole your bitch Then I stole your bike, bitch Somebody gotta talk this shit All these rappers went soft These dicks went limp But not me though I sniff a kilo And unfollow everyone that asks for a repost All you Tweeters are making me sick Get on your knees And suck this verified dick, baby I got a black belt in yoga Your bitch got a boner When I did downward cobra It's straight verbal diarrhea Your mom got pneumonia, SARS, syphilis and gonorrhea I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby All the ladies wanna date me From L.A. to Haiti I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby All the ladies wanna date me From L.A. to Haiti I'm a baby Who's oh so crispy And I owe it to my folks They were both hippies Kinda trippy how it all happened I started playing ball Then I started freestyle rapping Had a gift right from the jump Had a white dick That fit perfect in a penis pump Chumps wanna hate Let 'em hate I never hesitate to put a punk in his place Snuff 'em in the face with a body blow I got a dojo I should have my own karate show Hotties know I got the beef stick I'm Rocky 4 You're pussy like Heathcliff I'm a magical Merlin For certain Got your girl's toes curlin And squirting out of beef curtains Now that was a little too graphic I used to get my ass kicked After basketball practice Now I get my ass licked By African models Whose tongues doin magic tricks Rabbit dicks Coming outta black hats Shotgun Uzi I pack that Rat-a-tat-tat-tat On any tattletale That be talkin out his ass crack Abide by the g-code I learnded that shit in the pen When I was three years old I learned about life in juvie And I learned about your wife in my jacuzzi I studied the anatomy Then I dropped her fat ass off at Applebee's I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby All the ladies wanna date me From L.A. to Haiti I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby All the ladies wanna date me From L.A. to Haiti I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby I'm a crispy baby