Cracker Ass Fantastic

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I fell in love with a gangsta bitch A chola chick that'll shank your dick Bitch from the other side of town I live in the Hills, she from South Central And she got a tattoo on her neck Of Lady Guadalupe holdin' her tits I met her up at the Del Taco I said "You hella fine," she said "You el guapo" She was like "I don't date crackers or actors" "Matter of fact, I'm a rapper" I thought she'd never get with me But she saw me on Cribs rappin' with Mickey I put the hickey on her titties Now her cousin Smokey wanna kill me At the barbecue I stood out I was the only woodpecker in the motherfucking crowd [Hook] Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic Dirt Nasty Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic, word hit the street [Verse 2] So I slap-boxed her cousin At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum Straight got my ass beat but I Still hit them ass cheeks, uh She taught me how to load the Glock And she taught me how to fold my socks So I taught her how to hold my cock And I told her "You can quit your job at Ross, baby 'Cause now you're with the number one gringo No more Doritos or frozen burritos" Have you ever been to Fred Segal's? Thirty dollar salad with a bottle of vino You can play with my dick under the table I got the tip covered, thank you Dirt Nasty's el fuego That means I'm on fire, baby, like Waco [Hook] Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic Dirt Nasty Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic, word hit the street [Verse 3] I think I hear wedding bells And I don't give a fuck that her fish taco smells She stole a Chevelle That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail She Oakland as hell Raider hat to the back, Gold Cazals Centerfold, Lowrider mag Other crackers jack it to pictures of her ass She thinks I'm an asshole 'Cause I can't eat her out without using Tabasco Mommy looked saucy in a poncho When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show [Hook] Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic Dirt Nasty Cracker ass fantastic, that's me Cracker ass fantastic, word hit the street