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Practicing my facial expressions To appear relaxed and at ease I stare at my reflection Or is it staring at me...? I colour code my problems Based on their varying levels of internal conflict The result: a sea of orange And a spreadsheet which is becoming Increasingly complex Next, I chart my progress on maintaining eye contact when completing handshakes A vast improvement on May and June But I could have done without that school reunion yesterday The daily survey with my girlfriend To ascertain whether her affection For me Has waned Came back Much the same; Ambivalent at best Questioning seems to irritate Considering methodology change