In the Zoo They Feed Him Nuts

Lyrics

He was late to the club All guns Studs up Ill-judged Threw out Threw up In a doorway Painted the pavement in an artful arrangement Of tasteless Chinese takeaway And everything was hazy now Yes, so very hazy He explains this to the ladies And gentlemen of the jury Before gingerly Continuing his story A pretty peacock primping and preening Puts on her makeup ready for an evening out On the town She was a sitter A pеa roller Anyone who was therе could have told you that And he swears she looked older Stresses again to the ladies and gentlemen of the jury Surely they agree she looks at least 18? Anyway, she played hard to get Tried giving him the cold shoulder But the power of persistence paid off in the end Eventually He broke through Her defence She pirouettes light as a feather She was happy that Greg had left with Heather But now she was on her own No charge left on her phone But luckily a bloke she met outside Offered her a lift home Bra strap snapped Backline breached He made the sweetest of contact A real peach Top corner That girl was someone's daughter till you warned her not to scream That girl was someone's best friend till you forced apart her knees Now she's nothing, no one, frozen, please Wake up, wake up, this isn't a dream She screamed "Someone help me" Due to a lack of physical evidence everything rested on her testimony Her word against his "It hurt," she said, exhausted The only words she had left "It hurt," she said And then the attorney for the defence Asked the question Everyone was thinking "Why did you get into the car with him?" She hung her head In shame She was starting to think That she was the one to blame