Truck Drivin’ S.O.B.

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Two antique dealers in a SUV proceeded to cut me off I followed them downtown to one of them artists lofts One of the guys came to the door, he said "Hi, you must be Mitch" I said "no," I punched him in the teeth and said, "I'm a truck driving son of a bitch" [Chorus 1] Oh yeah, truck driving son of a bitch Truck driving son of a bitch Chain smokin', CB jokin' Truck driving son of a bitch [Verse 2] The new waitress she gave me the eye at Greasy Bob's come-on-in Took her home to a honkey-tonk, next thing we're checking into the Spring Days Inn In the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch I said sorry baby, gotta go, 'cuz I'm a truck driving son of a bitch [Chorus 2] Oh yeah. I'm truck driving son of a bitch I'm a pill-poppin', jojo chop wearn" Truck driving son of a bitch A chicken fried steak eatin' Truck driving son of a bitch A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy hour Truck driving son of a bitch [Verse 3] Drinkin' beer at my favorite bar, the Chrome Nudie Girl Inn Truckers don't like shuttle bus drivers and a slew of them walked in Rather drink with a smokey bear and get the hemorrhoid itch Me and Bob beat the shit out of them 'cause I'm truck driving son of a bitch [Chorus 3] Truck driving son of a bitch I'm a truck driving son of a bitch A sideburn wearin', Redman chewin' Truck driving son of a bitch Thelma and Louise hatin' Truck driving son of a bitch Truck driving son of a bitch Chain smokin', CB jokin' Truck driving son of a bitch I'm a truck driving son of a bitch Come on over and slap me in my face 'Cause I'm a truck driving son of a bitch I'm a truck driving son of a bitch Gear shiftin', chicken lickin' Truck driving son of a bitch [Outro] Hey I thought you where a girl with all that hair Where you goin' boy? Hey dude. I'm goin' to a folk festival in Aspen! Oh yeah, no kiddin'? Get the fuck out of my truck [truck drivin son of a bitch]