Hillbilly War

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The Cletus boys were drinkin' one night They went out and got a case of dynamite They blew up old man Boone's still They meant to wreck him, not to kill [Verse 2] Papa ran up when he heard the sound Ten of his boys layin' dead on the ground What did the Cletus boys do that for? Looks like it's gonna be war [Chorus] This is a low-down hillbilly feud Seems to start around the mountain dew Just like the Hatfields and the McCoys But it's the Boones and Cletus boys [Verse 3] The Cletus clan, they work at Wal-Mart They ring up items, put 'em in a shopping cart The Boone family, they came in disguise Pulled out some guns, shot 'em between the eyes [Verse 4] Cletus clan lay dead on the floor People in the Wal-Mart ran for the door The manager called, code 92 Yancy Boone, he killed him too [Chorus] This is a low-down hillbilly feud Seems to start around the mountain dew Just like the Hatfields and McCoys But it's the Boones and Cletus boys [Outro] It's the Boones and Cletus boys Old-fashioned hillbilly war One you never seen before It's gonna get bad, y'all This is gonna go real bad now Oh, man They got all sorts of dynamite, rocket launchers I think a moonshine bomb A moonshine bomb will kill a lot of people I tell you, man A moonshine rocket These hillbillies are smart now Alright now