Billy’s Dead

Lyrics

[Verse 1] His hair is dry and his skin is pale He wears shades and he smells kinda stale Now, don't laugh, thank you very much Did you notice that he's cold to the touch? [Chorus 1] Look man, I think your friend Billy might be dead Look, I'm telling you, I think your friend Billy might be dead [Verse 2] Chicks really dig him, he's got one on each side Don't you think it's strange he's got a hearse for a ride? I'm talking serious, I'm not half-crocked You know, it's kinda weird his fridge is padlocked [Chorus 2] Hey, I think your friend Billy might be dead Yeah, I think your friend Billy might be dead [Verse 3] I've been following him around He goes to the mortuary a lot Applies heavy makeup I know I'm obsessed, but I must know the truth [Chorus 3] I think your friend Billy might be dead Look, let's talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be dead [Verse 4] Pretty soon, everyone thought I was going crazy They said, "You're just jealous of Billy, he's just kinda lazy," So I did some some research and found something scary Went to the library and found Billy's obituary Yeah, here's his picture [Chorus 4] I tell you now, your friend Billy is officially dead Your friend Billy is dead Your friend Billy is dead El muerte No more [Outro] God, like, I can't believe I had sex with him, ew! Gawd!