Four Eyes

Lyrics

[Intro] The reason that most kids they will fit in [Chorus] Got four eyes, pimples on my chin The reason that most kids they will fit in When I play sports still a dork no pigskin A controller in my hand, eating my din-din Got four eyes, pimples on my chin The reason that most kids they will fit in When I play sports I'm a dork no pigskin A controller in my hand, eating my din-din [Verse 1] Got my macaroni with some hotdogs chopped in it Want me to eat at the table but I'm not with it Haven't seen pockets this hot in a hot minute Open my mouth and I'm tossing this lava in it 3rd degree burn instantly And my face looks like Mr. Bean Kinda disturbing the creature it's lurking This doesn't happen to every kid whеn a kid's 13 But I am not normal Show up to this formal eating a cherry cordial Looking very horriblе wearing something affordable A Walkman that's portable DJ how many more to go? [Chorus] Got four eyes, pimples on my chin The reason that most kids they will fit in When I play sports still a dork no pigskin A controller in my hand, eating my din-din Got four eyes, pimples on my chin The reason that most kids they will fit in When I play sports I'm a dork no pigskin A controller in my hand, eating my din-din [Verse 2] And it was time to go 'fore the dance started Played the Thong Song teachers like "show me ya hands darn it!" When it's over I'm off to the poor man's Target Roll back to condiments get a bottle of ranch guard it Pizza Friday my brothers eat all the ranch Maybe they'll share a piece of candy as an olive branch All playing games sometimes we don't all advance But with these hand-me-downs I got all the pants Walking through fallen lands should be in a hospital Stretching my eyes and my mouth as wide as possible I don't know why but oh I'm uncomfortable Mr. Four Eyes has no time for Wonderful [Chorus] Got four eyes, pimples on my chin The reason that most kids they will fit in When I play sports still a dork no pigskin A controller in my hand, eating my din-din Got four eyes, pimples on my chin The reason that most kids they will fit in When I play sports I'm a dork no pigskin A controller in my hand and I'm eating my din-din