D.Choir

Lyrics

[Chorus] Hey man my name isn't D.Core 'Scuse me my name isn't D.Choir Hey lady my name isn't D.Queer Then who have we here? Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid With his hair dyed looking like I'm one of the muppets I'm Beaker when I get off school I'm walking back home and I'm playing my trumpet To be sure I'm the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something No class interruptions won't dance at the function [Verse 1] Here he goes with his weary flows comping on Honey Nut Cheerios It appears he knows with spectacles that are thick enough to peer into souls From Troopers Imperial to something material You ever run outta milk and pour OJ over your cereal? I don't recommend it my bad call meter is clearly full Arching over backwards so I can be here in sole 'Nother one here we go until I feel ethereal You should know that it's light work And I'm nowhere near a bulb [Chorus] Hey man my name isn't D.Core 'Scuse me my name isn't D.Choir Hey lady my name isn't D.Queer Then who have we here? Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid With his hair dyed looking like I'm one of the muppets I'm Beaker when I get off school I'm walking back home and I'm playing my trumpet To be sure I'm the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something No class interruptions won't dance at the function [Verse 2] Can't smooth out these two cowlicks who in town's got worse hair Not too loud but I move valves now who's child is first chair I'm tuned out when I do doubt watch toons down in my nerd lair Like word where? The third heir of Donald he gave me a stern stare And mom back when she had permed hair And back when I had bleached tips When we used to watch Heathcliff And there was no one I had beef with Except some guy named Stroganoff I left noodles with a mean twist And too many bars to hold em off And more sauce than a deep dish [Chorus] Hey man my name isn't D.Core 'Scuse me my name isn't D.Choir Hey lady my name isn't D.Queer Then who have we here? Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid With his hair dyed looking like I'm one of the muppets I'm Beaker when I get off school I'm walking back home and I'm playing my trumpet To be sure I'm the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something No class interruptions won't dance at the function [Bridge] I used to go by Snacktreats As a kid thought "I'll be an athlete!" For a while there got a wild hair And I thought here I'll make rap beats But the teacher read from that sheet And she couldn't get my name right So D.Choir sat in the last seat Although I hide in plain sight [Chorus] Hey man my name isn't D.Core 'Scuse me my name isn't D.Choir Hey lady my name isn't D.Queer Then who have we here? Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid With his hair dyed looking like I'm one of the muppets I'm Beaker when I get off school I'm walking back home and I'm playing my trumpet To be sure I'm the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something No class interruptions won't dance at the function