Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, Greek methology Zeus cut loose with a bottle of grape juice Hermes got the herpes from Athena's caboose Ares always carries two pills in his suit He said, "hey Cyclops, I'll keep an eye on you" Titans are fightin' for just a taste of that golden apple in the cocaine paste From these ancient Greeks we've got a lot to learn So pour some more sweet, sweet wine in my Grecian urn Oh, it's baklava and ambrosia It's rock 'n' roll and I'll show ya Get me some souvlaki and we'll make this a party And give Greek methology another turn Pandora's put her box out for all to see Medusa's seducin' poor Heracles Atlas, hatless, shirtless, pantsless, just rockin' his golden fleece Sayin' let me have them mortal honeys, let me have them mortal honeys Narcissus forcin' Echo to tears Evokin' it, soakin' it to his beers And it goes a little something like this right here Let these Trojan whores ride my Trojan Horse Let these Trojan whores ride my Trojan Horse From these ancient Greeks we've got a lot to learn So pour some more sweet, sweet wine in my Grecian urn Oh, it's baklava and ambrosia It's rock 'n' roll and I'll show ya Hand me that souvlaki and we'll make this a party And give Greek methology another turn Oedipus Rex is havin' some Pegasus sex He's ridin' bareback, smokin' crack, and gettin' stoned off Medusa's face Artemis used to be the guest who was walkin' around showin' off her titty-fest Bendin' in the straight and narrow, shootin' up with her bow and arrow Hey hey! From these ancient Greeks we've got a lot to learn So pour some more wine in my Grecian urn Oh, baklava and ambrosia It's rock 'n' roll and I'll show ya Hand me that souvlaki and we'll make this a party And give Greek methology another turn The Pantheon's the place to be for speed and sex and methamphetamines Mount Olympus is the place to be for violent booze, crack and weed Let's hear it for the Greeks Let's hear it for the Greeks Let's hear it for the Greeks Hey Dionysus, what are you doing here? I'm here for the gang bang