After School Snack Attack

Lyrics

[Intro] "Yeah?" "[?]" "What's that? Who's talkin' shit, man? *burp* Somebody was fuckin' up, [?] *burp* There's that other guy *laughter* Pretty much, yeah, after he hit those *laughter* [Verse] After school, I come home every day I mosey on over to the refrigerator and say What can I have to eat on this fine day I look inside, to my surprise, I happen to find Ham, salami, and a little switch cheese A feeling of a hungry man [?] through with me While I'm [?] I dig out the submarine buns And also come over a box of Milk Duds Which is going to be my school snack appetizer Without hesitation, I eagerly [?] [?] 'til I fill my hungering desire I pack it between two submarine slices Add pickles and relish and all the herbs and spices Then all of a sudden, something comes to my head Something was missin', I realize I forgot the miracle bread spread So I run back to the fridge as fast as I can Wishing and wondering and hoping that there's what I need Keep hoping as I proceed, to my wandering eyes On the top shelf is standing a blue and white king of sandwiches So I help myself I think in my mind, oh, I'm lucky there's just enough left Go through the counter, open a silver drawer, pull out a knife And spread the rest down [?] submarine bread Leave myself back to my main plateau Look at the time and realize it's time for my show Two clicks of the remote control, and I'm on the channel of the Bill Cosby Show To get things done with the right [?] man, you know Untie, pull off my high top tracks Sit back, kick up my feet, and relax I'm all set to enjoy [?] masterpiece of a sandwich I lick my fingers and clean up all the crumbs You probably be thinkin' that I'm done But I just started after I finished my Milk Duds After, after, school, school, snack After, after, school, school, snack It's the beginning of my attack Think you all know where I'm comin' from Because most of y'all get [?] after last bell when school is done So if you know and understand what I'm sayin' Let me hear ya say snack, snack 'til I die 'Cause [?] keeps the hunger alive, what keeps me pushin' to strive Huh! [Outro] *burp* *burp* *chewing* *sips drink* *burp* *lip smacking* *burp* "Cut!" *burp* "Cut, home boy" *burp*