Lyrics

[Intro: The Electrifying Mojo] "It's time for the Midnight Funk Association, and if you have nothing to do right now, why don't you just get involved? If you're in your car now, flash your lights, honk your horn. If you're in the water, make waves, especially on the waterbed. If you're lyin' down, you don't have to get up. We want you to get down. We want you to dance on your back. If you're at home, go and turn your porch light on. I want everybody to do somethin', because it's midnight. Hold on tight. Don't let go. Whenever you feel like you're nearin' the end of your rope, don't slide off. Tie a knot. Keep hangin', keep rememberin' that it ain't nobody bad like you." [Verse 1: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo] Mojo, Mojo, where'd you go? Wishing you were back, wanting to hear that number one DJ show [?] you so def You can hear it in your voice, too "You're listening to the only MFA." "The Midnight Funk Association, the MFA. Get busy." [?] [Verse 2] Yes, you're the most funky def I give you that title The rest should realize you're [bestin' ?] not to mess Because you're [?] Other sucker D's try to imitate, duplicate And create your [?] sound But you are the only one that really cold throws down Turntable there you [?] super vision Hit your machine with the pet of your hands And the flick of your wrists, all sucker DJ's will be dissed You're a DJ's nightmare, a fan's dream [Chorus] 'Cause you're The Electrifying Mojo Calling our number one DJ His name's spelled M-O-J-O He's in Detroit and you know he's Mojo [Post-Chorus] (He's the master, big master) [Verse 3: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo] One can't believe that he's a human being You'll think he's from another planet The things he produced were so def And only if you're down then could you understand It was on his radio show, 96 was the station Was the Midnight Funk Association MFA, and Mojo is the name (For the next five hours, there will be no reason to change stations, to insert 8-track tapes, cassettes, diskettes, to switch to drive A, B, or C. Relax, let Mojo handle it.) [Verse 4: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo] If he ever makes a comeback on [?] You other ones callin' yourself DJ's will be in trouble Thinkin' you're number one DJ's that you're takin' his place Yes, if you ever come up in his face, you'll be finished He when he performs he's strong just like Popeye eatin' spinach Here's a taste of how bad he rocks the place Get busy, y'all Get busy, y'all The MFA, get busy [Verse 5: Danny K & The Electrifying Mojo] Quite defly bad, and DJ's, check it Best of him is no routine I think he's been def all his life Personally I couldn't tell ya, 'cause I don't know him But the proof of his scratch and cut shows it So I'll leave it to him to come back where he left off [Dig in ?] for fan's sake and [?] I hope he comes back to rock the place The moment that you hear this record, go backwards [Chorus] Calling our number one DJ He's in Detroit and he's The Electrifying Mojo Everybody say ho, everybody say ho 'Cause this is for Mojo His name's spelled M-O-J-O And you know he's Mojo Electrifying, so def Everything he does, so fresh Calling our number one DJ He's in Detroit and he's The Electrifying Mojo His name's spelled M-O-J-O And you know he's Mojo Calling our number one DJ He's in Detroit and he's The Electrifying Mojo [Outro: The Electrifying Mojo] "Comin' up at midnight, the International Midnight Funk Association will be called to order." "If you have a party goin' on up there, give us a call."