Tard Wrangler

Lyrics

[Intro: Custodian] I've been dealing with these students for so long now And I don't know what to do They pull my hair They call me names And they just don't know any better I don't know what to do anymore Can somebody please help me? Please I can't do this by myself Please [Verse 1: Custodian] If you need some help controlling your kids I know how they are yeah I know how it is If your kids make you mad Fill you with anger You gotta call me I'm the tard wrangler You can beat 'em Anything that's not lethal 'Cuz when you're a wrangler it's all legal If you're gonna treat em like a dog, make sure it's a beagle Lock them up outside 'cuz you know they're not equal [Interlude: Custodian] Hey man that was a little fucked up My kid's just been acting up recently And I wanna make sure that he's taken care of Because I just can't do it by myself And I just- I know that you're a professional That's why I came to you first Like I know that you sometime have to deal with kids who are a little over the top And I understand that completely But this is my kid that we're talking about I don't want you to just randomly- I don't want you to just hurt him Oh he's coming now I'll let you have a word with him Uh hey kid Hey kid? Hey kid! [Verse 2: Pepconzza & Custodian] If you didn't know school sucks It's gay Everybody in the world they're stupid like hey (what?) Every teacher don't know what they're doing They are so dumb Why do they sound like they're eating bum? (What? What the fuck are you talking about?) Did you know Kai? He's a faggot Hey Oh my god bro you is dumb (yo, keep it clean now) Looking like your girl use to eat my bum But no 'Cuz I ain't that gay Looking at Gervontay I'm like no way (don't call people gay) Get a real life did you know you're gay Everybody in this world is so fucking stupid Might as well call 'em Kolton (hey don't talk shit about Kolton man) Did you know you is a fucking Buddhist Oh my god It's shit man Did you know his name is Zeth? (hey don't call him shit man) Damn Oh my god dude I like to twirl Just kidding 'cuz Andrew twirls and says penis Call him a gay fag and I know he's a freakest (freakest?) Freakist Is that that word (no it's not a word, Uriah) That no one cares 'cuz you know you're a girl But sometime girls ain't that bad, no But unless you're a tranny I'm like hell no (don't talk shit about trannys man) Trannys piss me off If you're gay that's okay But you can't turn yourself inside out that's weird (trannys are people too) You might as well get rid of yourself off this earth You queer (you shouldn't tell people to kill themself) I don't smoke I don't really care But you know I don't support those trans I'll support gays Everybody else are lez (what the fuck are you talking about I just came here to talk to you) I don't care As long as you're not trans I don't care Hey School's so broken I don't love it (the school isn't boken, it's people like you who break it) Girls are broken you know they're fucking All the girls in the school hang with all the retards Oh you (it's kind of ironic you're calling people retards) Almost all the guys Are funny but they're high Outta their fucking mind (who's doing drugs on school campus) But I know you is blind But I'm blinding you with these gay bars You know you a fruit ah (blinding us what the fuck? You're one to talk about being blind) Nolan's an albino he's dumb (fucking albino what the fuck?) [Outro: Custodian] What the fuck are you talking about, Uriah Man you're on some fucking other shit, man Like you said some pretty harsh stuff about Gays, and trannys And more gays and more trannys And you said some mean stuff about your fellow tards Who I have personally worked with and corrected them But I don't think I can really correct you Without going into further discipline I'm going to have to go to a last resort And I'm sorry Uriah but this is your last fucking warning No you've had your warnings Right now get out of my sight and go down to Mr. Larry's office, right now No question you're going to Mr. Larry's office right now Go tell him that I sent you down here Say you were disobeying the tard wrangler Say you were talking shit about trannys Say you were talking shit about all the other kids 'Cuz you're going to Mr. Larry's office right fucking now