Cactus

Lyrics

[Intro: Custodian] Yeah Yo it's Yung Glock Pew pew pew Yeah Ahh I'm back Back from the dead Back from getting killed from making a music video expressing myself for being homosexual Alright Here we go [Hook: Custodian] I'm making this song for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive I'm making songs for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive [Verse 1: Little Codeine] What's up I'm Cody And I'm a little gay Tall as an elf Call my ancestry Fey I don't rap at all I don't got the time I'm a privileged white kid who's never committed a crime I'm a cool cat with lots of cash Bend your girl over And stick it in her ass I'm sorry That was disrespectful I swear I'm only like this cuz my dad was neglectful So uh Can I suck your dick? If you say no then you're just a prick Then at my place we can watch some Nick And maybe Adam Sandler in that movie Click I'm sorry If I come on too heavy But your looks hit me like a two-ton Chevy Not looking for love Just want some sex Too bad I'm too small to even use a latex [Hook: Custodian] I'm making this song for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive I'm making songs for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive [Verse 2: Trash Manifest] I'm jumpin on the track like its the cat and I'm the flea You think you're kinda funny but not funnier than me You better clean those glasses cuz I guess its hard to see You try to reach the top but you're not BBC Got folks over twitter sending all their love my way Appreciate it dude, spend my time on it all day I got no cash, barely change, you can't call me scrooge mcduckie If I get paid I must be lucky, call your friend over get sucky sucky Stamina lower than limbo I fall over break windows Stompin feet harder than dumbo I'm the big boy call me jumbo Wanna lose all this weight tho Wanna start lifting those weights tho Barely even getting any hate, no Got me in a chamber call it echo I rap fast just cuz I gotta last History class learn all about the past Had long hair and teeth were nasty Got nice teeth but I look like a fatty Enter the room, better fetch the broom Big boy season coming soon Coming soon [Hook: Custodian] I'm making this song for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive I'm making songs for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive [Verse 3: Custodian] I'm Yung Glock I'm a menace I have a friend and his name is Deniz I like sandwiches with some lettuce And I'd probably fucking kick your ass playing tennis I'm going off fast like a cheetah Imma pull up take your bitch and your visa I'm having cravings for some pizza And I'll delete you like you're Da Weena I take your daughter Dip her in water Make her my baby Call me baptist If you're from my end you smoke catnip Poppin pills that make you feel like you be doing backflips I pull your bitch like a magnet And you'll still call me faggot So I guess the only action I'll be getting is from a cactus I need a fuckin tylenol You can suck up on my balls I'm making you bleed like I'm the cure for fucking menopause All you see are all my flaws Think I'm fake like Santa Claus But when I'm done all you'll be hearing is the sound of the applause [Hook: Custodian] I'm making this song for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive I'm making songs for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive I'm making this song for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive I'm making songs for practice I once put my dick in a cactus All this shit has got me distracted And I now I'm always inactive