The Group Mind Has Decided You’re in Love

Lyrics

[MAYA] You say you're broken up, that it's over Yes, you've both been 'bout as stubborn as can be [REBECCA] You tell 'em, Maya! [MAYA] But we see from afar Just how cute you are And the thought of it makes everyone all squee [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] Squee! Squee! Squee! [TIM] We don't know why you're fightin' the inevitable [REBECCA] With ya, Timmy! [TIM] It's clear to us that you are both soulmates Plus, you're kinda the only two LGBTQ People I know, so to me, it's clearly fate [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] Fate, fate, fate! [WHITE JOSH, spoken] You need to get out more, Tim [MAYA] It's confirmed [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] It's confirmed [TIM] It's official [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] It's official [TIM AND MAYA] The group mind has decided you're in love [AJ] Court adjourned [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] Court adjourned [REBECCA] Now kiss a little [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] Kiss a little The mass mob has declared that you're in love Love, love, love! [WHITE JOSH] Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now? [REBECCA] Yes, and this is a welcome distraction Now, you might say we just need a distraction [DARRYL] You just said that! [REBECCA] Shh! From the stress and drama of our lives But I go "la la la la" when you swear That there's nothing there [AJ] You're love's the only reason I survive [DARRYL] Sorry, what's your name again? [REBECCA] It's confirméd [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] It's confirméd [AJ] It's ah-fficial [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] It's ah-fficial [REBECCA AND AJ] The group mind has decided you're in love [AJ] Say "yes" to long term! [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] Say "yes" [REBECCA] Look what I whittled [REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM] Hot dang! The mass mob has decided you're in love Love, love, love! [TIM] Everybody stretch, time to dance! (Dance break) (Spoken Interlude) [DARRYL] What are you guys doing here? [PAULA] We all want you back together, too [DARRYL] Who is this guy? [PAULA] I needed a dance partner, and I've had a really hard week, so please let me have this [WHITE JOSH] Okay, so this is not about us at all [DARRYL] They're just randomly doing ballet now? [WHITE JOSH] It's hard to follow. That is not the correct dance language for this piece [NATHANIEL] Stop it! Leave these guys alone! For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you've broken up with! [TIM] Do you really believe that? [NATHANIEL] No, I just wanted to be in the number (Song) [ALL] Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! Dance, dance, dance, dance! Kiss, dance, kiss, dance! Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance, yay! It's confirmed! (Wee-ha!) It's official! (Yee-hoo!) The group mind has decided you're in love [MAYA] Hey, where'd they go? [TIM] Who cares? [ALL] Horse!