Hello, Nice To Meet You

Lyrics

[REBECCA] Hello, nice to meet you You've been inside of me [GREG] Hello, nice to meet you You broke my heart [REBECCA, spoken] Aaaw [REBECCA & GREG, sung] Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger I've spent many years processing my anger Wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew But it's nice to meet you [GREG, spoken] Oh, ma'am, your baguette! [REBECCA, sung] It's funny, you remind me of this guy Whom I labeled as toxic [GREG] Yeah, in a certain light you look like This girl who screwed my best friend [REBECCA, spoken] Ugh, she sounds like a bitch [GREG, spoken] Yeah, she kinda was [REBECCA & GREG, sung] We've met before But I really can't place it [GREG] Oh, was it that time We ate pizza naked? [REBECCA] Right! That night was sick I ate sauce off your -- [GREG] Yes, and that burned [REBECCA, spoken] Ouch [REBECCA & GREG] It's nice to meet you I mean is anyone we meet Really that new to us We're all the same species That grew in a uterus [REBECCA] A kiss is a kiss [GREG] But to be fair It's not every day your Doc asks "How did sauce get in there?" [REBECCA] Hello, nice to meet you You seem really cool [GREG] Hello, nice to meet you I am indeed really cool [REBECCA & GREG] If you have a message For my doppelganger I'm happy to pass it Along as a favor [GREG] Tell her I have her scrunchie [REBECCA] I still have his coat [GREG] Tell her she kissed good [REBECCA] Tell him I have notes [GREG, spoken] Ouch [REBECCA, sung] Tell him it's sad That he had to hide [GREG] Tell her arrabbiata Is not for inside [REBECCA] Tell him I'm sorry [GREG] Tell her I am too [REBECCA & GREG] Now that's settled It's nice to meet you It's nice to meet you In various meet cutes It's nice to meet you