The Troll

Lyrics

[Skit] "Daddy, can I please go play on the bridge with my friends?" "No, you can't, son, it is too dangerous" "Sit down, let me tell you a little story about the one they call" [Chorus] The troll! He lives under the bridge Staring above with a hunger for kids The troll! You'd think doesn't exist Till he's wearing your blood and ya guts on the tip of his trolley pole So he sits and he waits In the mist with a blade And your kids are afraid But the troll! Is gonna get ya The troll! Is gonna eat you alive (yo) [Verse 1] This guy in my class, Ryan was nine and a half Silent but smart, always had the highеst of marks He used to ride his bikе to school, along the bicycle path Besides the park, where the teens would get high in the grass He'd have to peddle through the spider webs and vines that he passed His tyre would blast from sharp bar wiring glass And then he'd walk across the bridge, which was quiet and dark Butterflies in his heart, Ryan wants to hide but he can't Surprised by a laugh, he turns around and see a shadow move And as soon as he's about to leave, it grabs his shoes "Live or die, on the count of three you'll have to choose" "I've got some candy and there's bound to be a bag for you" Ryan ran a few metres and he screamed for help He seemed to yell for like half an hour, then he just fell He wakes up to his teachers and police as well He tells the cops what happened, and then he pees himself [Chorus] The troll! He lives under the bridge Staring above with a hunger for kids The troll! You'd think doesn't exist Till he's wearing your blood and ya guts on the tip of his trolley pole So he sits and he waits In the mist with a blade And your kids are afraid But the troll! Is gonna get ya The troll! Is gonna eat you alive [Verse 2] Her name was Sarah, serenaded with massive threats 'Cause every day, she was gettin' wasted and havin' sex It manifested in seventh grade, when she had a sesh Now she's fifteen and it's escalated to crack and meth A scattered mess, but her image was great Pretty and fake, livin' in a sinister state The boys loved it, take her on an innocent date And it finishes by stickin' her on the spit with your mate This is the way that she lived, havin' men at her feet Till one night, when her parents were in bed and asleep She intended to sneak out and meet a friend at the beach So she goes to cross the bridge at the end of her street When she gets to the peak, a stranger approaches He knocks her to the ground and puts a blade to her focus Rape is his motive, Sarah's now naked and hopeless Then he slits her fuckin' throat incase his face has been noticed [Chorus] The troll! He lives under the bridge Staring above with a hunger for kids The troll! You'd think doesn't exist Till he's wearing your blood and ya guts on the tip of his trolley pole So he sits and he waits In the mist with a blade And your kids are afraid But the troll! Is gonna get ya The troll! Is gonna eat you alive [Verse 3] The head of state was gettin' favours from Detective Bates He investigated many cases of suspected rapes He kept the safe arrests but made at an effective rate Predators can tend to get away unless they get a trace September eight, 2006 There was a little boy left lude down at the bridge Found in a ditch, head bruised, pounded on bricks Sticks stabbed through his ribs, went through hours of this Fuckin' cowardly shit, it left the coppers revolted Quickly, Detective Bates said, "I promise to solve it" Then he found a fingerprint that he had got in his folders Hopped in his Holden, loaded up his Glock and revolvers Then he waltzes up the suspect's stairs, and he sneaks Sees a picture of his little sis, Sarah, asleep The area's sweet, discreetly, aware it's police The troll shoots him and soon starts tearin' his cheeks [Chorus] The troll! He lives under the bridge Staring above with a hunger for kids The troll! You'd think doesn't exist Till he's wearing ya blood and ya guts on the tip of his trolley pole So he sits and he waits In the mist with a blade And your kids are afraid But the troll! Is gonna get ya The troll! Is gonna eat you alive [Skit] "So, son, can you tell me what the moral of that story was?" "Don't go to the bridge, or the troll will destroy my bum hole" "That's right, son, that's exactly right"