Helicobacter High

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Complete] Oi Let me take you back to hell, to Helicobacter High Where they trapped us like felons who in the cracks to die My spelling was crap but I developed a knack to write "I'm a rapper" I'd tell em, they'd dwell on the fact I'm white Attracted by the respect a musician gets It's hard when school's infecting you with its stress When cigarette smoke's swept into cricket nets Your biggest test is projected through liquor's hex A picket fence surrounded the school property I'd often leave sobbing from hours of cruel mockery The class clown, I was found at the pool chopping weed I wanna be myself but there's thousands of rules stopping me So what's the key to a general education? Like sex-ed taught me my genitals get sensations I was waiting everyday for a credible explanation Teachers were meant to test me, instead they all test my patience in [Chorus: Complete + Drapht] Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High The plan was to sell you their pack of lies Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High Stand up, they tell you get back in line And if you're treated like an idiot in school Don't worry man, we were just like you, you, you If you don't know why, welcome to Heli-co-bact-er High [Verse 2: Drapht] I never really learned that much in school, they said "Paul, you're dumb as fuck and see that basketball will never help you pay your bills" But here's a finger for them all Cause I could pay the bills for every single dux up in that hall now I walked around, found solace in Nirvana Kurt Cobain said "Voice your pain", school said "Shut Up" Get up, get your ass out my class, out of my sight Now I'm outta sight, out of their class holding a mic Owning two cars, a bike While you went and got your honours and your masters I was honoured my heart, mastering life But had to travel through dark, darkest of night It was darker than Darth's mask when it passes through light And now I'm here and it's bright and I'm sharper than shark with a bite Stayed on my grind, I'm the sharpest of knife But they tried to take my mind with their food in their cafeteria Clear of ya and your school full of bacteria [Chorus: Complete + Drapht] Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High The plan was to sell you their pack of lies Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High Stand up, they tell you get back in line And if you're treated like an idiot in school Don't worry man, we were just like you, you, you If you don't know why, welcome to Heli-co-bact-er High [Verse 3: Complete + Drapht] A kid obsessed with the craft of rap I used to have to hear them laugh at my Dada hat They'd start to chat, saying my bars are wack And that I'd never be good enough for a Drapht collab They take it back, taken back Faster than jumping up on the fucking back of Pharlap You half of us, do the math And half of you couldn't even compute when we are talking Kinda like Stephen Hawking but dangerous cause we walking Maybe it's just rewarding that we taught em a lesson We went from, forging assessments to recording a session Forming a formula, performing to our former professors for a profession Cause they're daughters now adore every door that we step in So check your feet when you're stepping up to Complete & Mister D-rapht, went from a C mark on a sheet To an A+ on a beat, to a D cup in the face I see the top of the class & keep chucking him change [Chorus: Complete + Drapht] Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High The plan was to sell you their pack of lies Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High Stand up, they tell you get back in line And if you're treated like an idiot in school Don't worry man, we were just like you, you, you If you don't know why, welcome to Heli-co-bact-er High