After Grog Bog

Lyrics

[Chorus] You wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny It's the after grog bog The night before, you wasted your money gettin' cases of stubbies It's the after grog bog You get a cramp, 'cause you're holdin' it in It's stingin' your hole, it's assaultin' your ring You cringe, 'cause it's fuckin' revoltin', it stinks It's the after grog bog (yo, uh) [Verse 1] I awaken with this fuckin' perfect naked chick It's kinda funny how a ton of bourbon came to this I'm just about to have a rub on her amazin' tits Then my stomach hurts, I get the sudden urge to take a shit I vacated quick, movin' through this nice home I find the dunny near thе room that she's inside though What if it's loud and sounds putrid? Then shе might know Just in case, I rush to play some music on my iPhone I try slowly and quietly lettin' it plop Instead, it just drops and it violently echoes a lot It's like there's somethin' dead inside of me left to just rot I guess it's the grog, it's so slimy and wet and it's slop Then it just stops, I clean my anus up Then I wash my hands discreetly, I ain't keen to make it sus But just as I leave the basin, I see the naked slut With an aching gut, sayin', "Fuck, I need to take a dump" [Chorus] You wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny It's the after grog bog The night before, you wasted your money gettin' cases of stubbies It's the after grog bog You get a cramp, 'cause you're holdin' it in It's stingin' your hole, it's assaultin' your ring You cringe, 'cause it's fuckin' revoltin', it stinks It's the after grog bog [Verse 2] Once I woke up with my hand on this woman's superb curves Then my stomach was crampin' and it couldn't have worse Should've taken a shit but thought it would've disturbed her So I held it in and fuckin' took her to work first I reverse the second she leaves the car Speedin' past all the traffic and clenchin' my freakin' arse My rectum is even scared to attempt to release a fart After like ten minutes, I enter my street at last I went and proceeded fast, in need of chuckin' a mean dump But I fuckin' forgot, my street's covered in speed humps Isn't that great? Just what I need, cunt I go over some of them, and my stomach indeed jumps I see one left and I'm stupidly touchin' clutch of course I drove over it beautifully, but I lost support I get to my house moody, I just unlocked the door My day is ruined, there's poo on my fuckin' boxer shorts [Chorus] You wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny It's the after grog bog The night before, you wasted your money gettin' cases of stubbies It's the after grog bog You get a cramp, 'cause you're holdin' it in It's stingin' your hole, it's assaultin' your ring You cringe, 'cause it's fuckin' revoltin', it stinks It's the after grog bog [Bridge] Bricks just gettin' laid, big ones, every day If you got the shits, bruv, shit, bruv, let 'em spray When a chick's guts mix up lemonade Spritzers, it's just stink, does gettin' stained All my motherfuckin' piss fucks celebrate Let the shit run from ya big bum when you wake And if a mate doesn't drink much, never hate It sucks, but he's still a shit cunt anyway [Outro] Yeah, motherfuckers, do what you gotta do It's the after grog bog Don't be embarrassed if there's a hot bitch there It's the after grog bog If you gotta go, you gotta go It's the after grog bog It's the after grog bog