Lyrics

[Verse 1] As I was motivating back in town I saw a Cadillac sign say 'No Money Down' So I eased on my brakes and I pulled in the drive Gunned my motor twice then I walked inside Dealer came to me said "Trade in your Ford And I'll put you in a car that'll eat up the road Just tell me what you want and then sign that line And I'll have it brought down to you in a hour's time" [Chorus] I'm gonna get me a car And I'll be headed on down the road Then I won't have to worry About that broken down, ragged Ford [Verse 2] Well Mister I want a yellow convertible four door De Ville With a Continental spare and a wire chrome wheel I want power steering and power brakes I want a powerful motor with a jet off-take I want air condition, I want automatic heat And I want a full Murphy bed in my back seat I want short-wave radio, I want TV and a phone You know I got to talk to my baby when I'm riding alone [Chorus] Yes I'm gonna get that car And I'ma head on down the road Yeah, then I won't have to worry About that broken down, ragged Ford [Verse 3] I want four carburetors and two straight exhausts I'm burning aviation fuel no matter what the cost I want railroad air horns and a military spot And I want a five year guarantee on everything I got I want ten dollar deductible I want twenty dollar notes I want thirty thousand liability that's all she wrote [Chorus] I got me a car And I'm headed on down the road No money down I don't have to worry About that broken down, ragged Ford