Lyrics

[Spoken intro] We've got to do our alma mater, we must do our alma mater [Verse 1] When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hangin' on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling [Chorus] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling [Spoken] Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful [Verse 2] Mmm, and then mamma took me to grammar School But I stopped off in the vestibule Every time that bell would ring Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling [Chorus] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling [Spoken] Ah, that was beautiful You know what I heard, I heard I hear two girls over here singing in harmony That's alright, honey, this is a free country Live like you wanna live, baby! Yeah Ain't nobody gonna knock it darling, mm-mmm Yeah, freedom! Yes sir, there's one guy right over here singin' "mine" too That's all right, brother! Yes sir, you got a right, baby Ain't nobody gonna bother you, tell you [Verse 3] Once I was climbing the garden wall I slipped and had a terrible fall I fell so hard I heard bells ring But held onto my ding-a-ling-a-ling [Chorus] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling [Spoken] Mmm, you know that's future parliament out there singin'? Oh yeah! (yeah!) [Verse 4] Mmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek Man, them snappers all around my feet Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing With both hands holing my ding-a-ling-a-ling [Chorus] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling [Spoken] That's so beautiful I think it's a beautiful little song, really I do And guess what, everybody's still not singing There's a few right down front here that's not singing We're gonna dedicate this verse To those who will not sing, yes sir [Verse 5] Mmm, this here song, it ain't so sad The cutest little song you ever had Those of you who will not sing You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling-a-ling [Chorus] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling Oh, your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling We saw you playing with your ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, everybody sing I want to play with my ding, everybody My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, slow down I wanna play, everybody, with my ding-a-ling