College Fight Song For Sesquipedalians

Lyrics

I like big words 'cause I'm a sesquipedalian I like how it feels to say Pantagruelian, illywacker Arglebargle, unctious Noctambulist, capernoited, brontide Fankle, cruciverbalist Saxicolous - someone who lives Under a rock Chronomentrophobia - fear of clocks Jejune behavior is juvenile A connoisseur of fine wine is an oenophile Cupidity relates to insatiable greed Dipsomaniac's a drunk Who smokes too much weed To bombilate means you loudly buzz or hum An impecunious ignoramus is a Broke and dumb bum A philosophunculist lies to impress others Mamothrept a child spoilеd by grandmother Bindlestiff that's another word for tramp Rawky mеans it's foggy, cold, and damp Mumsimus one who sticks to their old ways Nudiustertian pertains to The day before yesterday An autotonsorialist Cuts their own hair A blatherskite is a person Full of hot air But my new favorite big word Is spaghettification It's better than bobsydie Or malversation Better than gongoozler (that's an idle spectator) Better than filipendulous You can look that up later (means hanging by a thread) Spaghettification is also called The noodle effect Think of astrophysics tidal forces Though in retrospect Spaghettification is a subject Neil deGrasse Tyson knows I just like how it sounds Like hinky, keek, and juxtapose Macity, deracinate Badmash, prevaricate Bingle, scrippage Peely-wally, discombobulate Preantepenultimate Frondeur, gasconade Slubberdegullion Panurgic, estrapade Sesquidipalians This song is for you You're not eccedentesiasts Your hearts beat true You're not snollygosters who Engage in sphallolalia You are superbious Halleluliah Sesquipidalians Smack the verbal recumbentibus Stronger than an arbalest Or a blunderbuss Sesquipedalians of the world unite With our big vocabularies We will fight fight fight! Sesquipedalians Sesquipedalians Is there another big word for Sesquipedalians? I wish there was but no