Your Favorite Band Wants You Dead

Lyrics

Your favorite band wants you dead And I hear that they're not alone They just recruited your mam and your dad And your birthstone Your favorite song is a lie It exists purely to flatter itself If you pull it it falls apart in your hands But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run Anywhere to run 'Cause they're so weighted down But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run 'Cause they're so weighted down Problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run Anywhere to run (anywhere to run) 'Cause they're so weighted down But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run 'Cause they're so weighted down Your favorite band wants you dead For the crime of not being a fan Through that time that they needed your help (The third album) Their last record was dedicated to you In the sense that it was written in code (Even now they are turning the screw) But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run Anywhere to run 'Cause they're so weighted down But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run 'Cause they're so weighted down Problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run Anywhere to run (anywhere to run) 'Cause they're so weighted down But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run 'Cause they're so weighted down Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist When their parents hadn't even been introduced - sorry mate Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist When their parents hadn't even- Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist When their parents hadn't even been introduced - sorry mate Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist When their parents hadn't even met