Lyrics

Elaine, Elaine, he only needs a name To represent a woman in The song he's writing Without offending his wife He only needs a synonym There are common names That everybody has And everybody likes to use But poor Elaine was nobody at all Until he got his third divorce Of course Hurry, hurry! (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry! (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry! (Hurry, hurry) Say hello to nobody This once he made a terrible mistake Of using an ex-girlfriend's name He'd been out late and totally forgot His life before he'd settled down There were tears and shouts and something even worse The silence of a passing sigh He changed the song into an instrumental And everybody wondered why It sucked Hurry, hurry! (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry! (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry! (Hurry, hurry) Say hello to nobody