Newly Colonised Moon

Lyrics

Save your money for the end Of this bloody lie Of this bloody cinch Save your money for the soon 'Cause you'll soon 'Cause you'll need it There's a newly colonised moon Would be daft not to move in It's a newly colonised moon Would be daft not to move in I infer From your use of caps All is well in the darkness I infer That your use of prostitutes Is somehow festive Yes a newly colonised moon Would be daft not to move in A newly colonised moon Would be daft not to move in Grandad says "Don't cum in a riot" But is the bastard even dead? Warrior warrior worrier he smelled of pelt There's a newly colonised moon Would be crazy to stay here Yes a newly colonised moon Would be stupid to postpone Higher tech (Equals) Higher cunts And that's the way it's got to be Build it high But build it quick 'Cause everybody wants you dead A newly colonised moon Would be daft not to move in Yes a newly colonised moon Would be daft not to move in Hide in spurts Hide in sprains Hide in plain sight Hide in aunty Dora's freezer Hide in spurts Hide in sprains Hide in plain sight Hide in aunty Dora's freezer Ladies and gentlemen This is your captain speaking If you are sat on the left hand side of the craft You will notice A newly colon-is-ed moon Ladies and gentlemen Please do not be alarmed This newly colon-is-ed moon is fully insured Ladies and gentlemen This is your captain speaking I have the documents I have the documents Ladies and gentlemen This is the first mate speaking I have been demoted I do not have the documents I do not have the documents I do not have the documents I do not have the documents I do not have the documents