How Do You Schlep?

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mama told me I was not a great advert Mama told me Amazon was bad for my guts Mama told me I could be a leg-man but Mama told me I was worth so much much much more [Refrain] Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery [Verse 2] Mama told I was born at Jodrell Bank Mama told me I was better as an idea Mama told me I could be a victim but Mama told me I was worth so much much much more [Refrain] Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery [Bridge] How do you schlep? Do you schlep good? Do your schlep-sons schlep in Brentwood? Are your dreams Encased in asphalt? I know someone who can fix that [Spoken:] How do you schlep? On your side or on your belly button? Maybe you're bischlepsual Maybe you've won awards for it Of course you want to destroy capitalism Of course you do You are a very serious person You are a very serious person [Verse 3] Mama told me I was not her favourite child Mama told me no-one hit her kindly twice Mama told me I could build my own defence Mama told me I was worth so much much much much much much— [Refrain] Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery Ah makes a mockery